Kimmel gave Jackson an “outstanding poker face when he listened to idiots.”

On his Thursday show on ABC, late night host Jimmy Kimmel summed up the Supreme Court confirmation hearing of Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson with parodies of Hollywood award shows. For his final prize, he gave Jackson the “prize for outstanding poker faces while listening to idiots.”

After announcing Jackson as the winner of his “Terrible People’s Choice Awards”, Kimmel followed a montage of “Idiots”:

Jimmy Kimmel: And the award for outstanding Poker Face while listening to Idiots, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.

Tom Cotton: Do you think we should keep more rapists and sex offenders in jail or less?

Marsha Blackburn: Can you give a definition of the word “woman”?

Ted Cruz: Do-it-yourself– do you agree with this book that teaches kids that kids are racist?

Josh Howley: Do you have anything to add?

Ketanji Brown Jackson: No, Senator.

Kimmel couldn’t hide her disdain for Ted Cruz, who received the “Outstanding Seating Stone-Faced When Your Worker Called You Jacques” and “Outstanding Supporting Actress.” Of course, Kimmel was not so intelligent that the next award confirmed Cruz’s concerns about the definition of “woman.”

Other awards include “Outstanding Skeptical Chin Rob” and “Outstanding Putting On and Immediately Removing Glasses” to John F. Kennedy and “Outstanding Indignant Hand Chop” to Lindsay Graham.

That’s what Kimmel said before the awards show began Antiracyst Baby, Ibram Kendi highlights the book Cruise, has become number one on Amazon, “and not only is the book selling well, from Cruise’s small grandstand, Amazon is also seeing a spike in psoriasis medications, wart removers, nose hair trimmers, men’s sales. SpanX, slag repellent, and mullet combs. So congratulations to Ted. ”

Kimmel’s display of fake prizes and the re-use of “slag” “jokes” about Cruz are the latest in a week of price attacks on Republicans. This week, he called Republicans racist and compared them to QAnon.

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Here is a transcript for the March 24 show:

ABC Jimmy Kimmel Live!

3/24/2022

11:42 PM ET

Jimmy Kimmel: Today marks the final day of the Supreme Court hearing for Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. Ted Cruz, he even outslimed himself this week. On Tuesday, you know, he’s out this single called Children’s Book Antiracyst Baby To propagate a critical race theory, which in fact does not. He said the book teaches that children are born racist, which they do not. And as a result of Ted’s tirade, that book is number one on Amazon, it’s number one seller.

It was the opposite of the Oprah Book Club or anything else. And not only is the book selling well, but also cruise sales from Cruise’s Grandstand, Amazon psoriasis drugs, wart removers, nose trimmers, male spanx, slag repellents and mullet combs. So congratulations to Ted. You know, this is good. If you’re wondering what Ted Cruz really focused on during the hearing, some people got a shot of him on his phone yesterday, searching for his own name on Twitter. How embarrassing and can you imagine being Ted Cruz and still want to know what people are saying about you online? Ted wasn’t the only senator to have done anything this week. There were a number of notable performances, and with that being said, there are nominees for the awesome People’s Choice Award.

Outstanding skeptic Chin Rabb, John Kennedy.

Ketanji Brown Jackson: The power of not talking about controversial politics –

Kimmel: Outstanding Supporting Actress, Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz: If I decide now that I’m a woman, and apparently I’m a woman.

Kimmel: Extraordinary fitting and immediate removal of glasses, John Kennedy.

John Kennedy: But first – um –

Kimmel: Outstanding sitting rock face when your coworker calls you Jacques, Ted Cruz.

Ben Sauce: I think we need to recognize that the Jacques-Erie we often see here is partly due to people looting short-term camera opportunities.

Kimmel: Outstanding angry hand chop, Lindsay Graham.

Lindsay Graham: Children are being exploited and abused, every time someone clicks, they have to put their ass in jail, without supervising their computer use.

Kimmel: And the prize for outstanding poker faces while listening to idiots is Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.

Tom Cotton: Do you think we should keep more rapists and sex offenders in jail or less?

Marsha Blackburn: Can you give a definition of the word “woman”?

Cruz: Do-it-yourself– do you agree with this book that is being taught to children that– children are racist?

Josh Howley: Do you have anything to add?

Jackson: No, Senator.

Kimmel: Once again – Spider-Man is shattered.